South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has said ‘doggy’ style during s*x is the major cause of cancer and stroke.

He said after three years of arduous research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

He told The Insider, “On cancer – one of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness.

“The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy; hence the connection is more than clear.

“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website.”

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

According to him, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal.

“This is the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days,” the 58-year-old man added.

35 COMMENTS

  1. Man Lumwi are the owner the observer media with a lot of propanganda. every issue u put a comment . why? U have nothing to do insulting other peoples views.Consider your ways and be wise. These are just politics

  2. It makes sense.Human beings are the only ones who have sex facing each other, missionary type.That’s the way God made it.Ignore this advice at your own peril.The researchers have spoken .If you argue, then do your own research and publicise it sot hat we can learn too.

  3. First it was one SA Politician, Jacob Zuma, who came up with a solution for not getting AIDS by just having a cold shower after sex. Now its another SA Politician, Aaron Motsoaledi saying doffy style causes cancer and stroke. Is it a SA thing to come up with unconventional theories in medicine????

  4. ok now,the fact that u re not yet or ve never been burnt by fire before doesn’t mean that fire can not
    burn people…the guy seems to ve appoint.

  5. True mr mwachisompola ,,, I have very little to do in the evenings – and at times or sometimes mornings when my real appointments/ engagements are at particular schedules . On insults ,,, I believe it’s something to do with my limited language expressions , perhaps my tongue and my mind get flooded with rage spontaneously : I did a research on myself – it’s not very encouraging my man . My apologies if I irritate your noble feelings and others : But please don’t hate me as your custom is ::: . Many issues are depressing , it’s like we can’t think no more .ie most PF characters are simply not in their right minds … many things are amiss in PF … But mwachisompola , cool down – put the ball down : don’t start a clod war of words with me … am a debater my friend : . so let’s talk my bros .

  6. U see friends everywhere on this ZO website ,,, ZO are there or here to post refined materials – it’s all up to us to re discuss , exchange views in whatever form ! but please do not lose sight of matters of any particular preamble . Ba ZO are on course , so let’s debate ,, I believe the clergy can find something to add also . Am not too sure about the priests and other so called holy man of the cloak . U say sensible things – Whoa ? Oh , so u want ba Observer to sing songs of praise about ba PF ? Then this whole idea of “free press ” will lose its meaning :Z O are right on , keep it up friends of the people . Bravo !

  7. Fable or whatever – u are not clear and just be a debater – it will more exciting if we all got into business of analyzing whatever is given to us by ZO – friends be grateful with such arrangements – this the best thing that ever happened to Zambian media : appreciate it . We need to contribute , make comments on most of these issues – it’s a wonderful gift of media briefs .

  8. Benjamin Bwalya – thank u for yo ” bullsh*t ” commentary – it’s heath for me to see that , coz i know then that people are following this game of words . Let’s talk my friends , we have only one country – Zambia our motherland … gone to the dogs . is it ?

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