OPEN LETTER TO OUR ZAMBIAN WOMEN, WE ARE SORRY.

Dear most loved Zambian women,

RE: APOLOGY FOR OUR ATTEMPT SWAZILAND DEPARTURE.

With regard to the Swaziland polygamous marriage story that we Zambian men embraced with our both hands and were ready to do whatever it takes to raise some funds and fly to Swaziland for greener and triple matrimonial pasture courtesy of the government of his Royal Majesty king Mswati, it has come to our attention that actually the said story is fake, it is neither here nor there!

As Zambian men we strongly believe that our action of almost abandoning you our most beautiful women in the entire world was fully sponsored by the Devil because, under normal circumstances, there is no way we Zambian men would leave our ever hard working Zambia women that have stood with us during hard times of Load shedding, Electricity Tariffs increment, high mealie meal price and high fuel price in preference to female foreigners! As Zambian men we feel our action was unprecedented because even our custodians of marriage teachings and firm believers of “ONE LOVE ONE WOMAN KWSILA” being male Alangizi or Bashi bukombe were also swept in the process as most of them were seen in the queue at KK International Airport trying to book a ticket enroot to Swaziland!

However, much as our action was fully sponsored by the Devil, as Zambian men we take the blame and apologize unreservedly!

Please women, find it in your hearts that are as soft as your breasts to forgive our weaknesses! We promise that in future should such news arise again whether true or false, we shall stick to you our own!

As Zambian men we shall always endeavor to uphold marriage vows no matter what may come ahead!

Yours Zambian men
Signed
Shi Joe
Senior male Citizen

Cc: Wives Association of Zambia (WAZ)
Cc: Side Chicks and Girlfriends Alliance ( SCGA)
Cc. Single Ladies Associate (SLA)

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